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What is 100%


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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-#-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!


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imslow.gifGood One!

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Thats deep .

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And then you get older, wiser, senile, forgetful, less concerned what people think. I'm probably at about 50% now! Still can BS but not nearly like I use to.

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kensmith wrote:

And then you get older, wiser, senile, forgetful, less concerned what people think. I'm probably at about 50% now! Still can BS but not nearly like I use to.



Are we related ?

 (not David)



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vett boy wrote:

kensmith wrote:

And then you get older, wiser, senile, forgetful, less concerned what people think. I'm probably at about 50% now! Still can BS but not nearly like I use to.



Are we related ?

 (not David)




 After reading your posts, possibly..........shh.gif



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kensmith wrote:

vett boy wrote:

 

kensmith wrote:

And then you get older, wiser, senile, forgetful, less concerned what people think. I'm probably at about 50% now! Still can BS but not nearly like I use to.



Are we related ?

 (not David)




 After reading your posts, possibly..........shh.gif



Be verrrrwwwyyyyyy afwaid!!!!!!

 



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Well Speedie we all get old it's just how much fun we have getting there. smile.gif

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vett boy wrote:

Well Speedie we all get old it's just how much fun we have getting there. smile.gif



I ain't skair'd. You know me better than that. clap.gif

 



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One thing this site has is the neatest smile selection.

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vett boy wrote:

One thing this site has is the neatest smile selection.




Yup! ...and the people are nice too. None of the gestapo mentality dingleberry's you have to deal with like at other places.



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I agree 100%. No BS here. Just a bunch of guy's having FUN !!

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Mr.Muffler wrote:

I agree 100%. No BS here. Just a bunch of guy's having FUN !!



Pssstttt...... whisper.gif

............I'm a female

 



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Opp's  My Bad. Sorry about that !! no

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Mr.Muffler wrote:

Opp's  My Bad. Sorry about that !! no




smile
Awwww....an apology is not necessary. petting.gif

I'm just here to add a feminine touch. Before you know it, I'll be hanging pink curtains.



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