A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they cometogether again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'
Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'
$5..00 says you're gonna read this again
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1967 Marlboro Maroon 4spd Coupe 1973 Dark Blue 4spd Coupe w/air, original 25,000 miles 1999 Black C-5 Hatchback Coupe 6spd LS1 1934 Ford 3 Window Coupe eng. code "ZZZ" 350-345hp Chevy Powered! 1970 Black on Black Monte Carlo(FOR SALE)Asking $18k
Hey I just want to know how many of you guys and gals owe me $5.00.
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1967 Marlboro Maroon 4spd Coupe 1973 Dark Blue 4spd Coupe w/air, original 25,000 miles 1999 Black C-5 Hatchback Coupe 6spd LS1 1934 Ford 3 Window Coupe eng. code "ZZZ" 350-345hp Chevy Powered! 1970 Black on Black Monte Carlo(FOR SALE)Asking $18k
Hey I just want to know how many of you guys and gals owe me $5.00.
Haha! Not me, sweetie.
So.......we gotta keep it clean, eh?? Some of the best jokes I've heard are dirty, dirty, dirty. Bad news is: I'm terrible at repeating jokes of any type. I always get the punch line mixed up with the stuff in the middle.
Hey I just want to know how many of you guys and gals owe me $5.00.
Haha! Not me, sweetie.
So.......we gotta keep it clean, eh?? Some of the best jokes I've heard are dirty, dirty, dirty. Bad news is: I'm terrible at repeating jokes of any type. I always get the punch line mixed up with the stuff in the middle.
Don't feel bad. I am the same way when a joke is told to me. 15 minutes later I can't repeat the same joke in the correct way. Luckily the one above was sent to me in an email including the $5.00 bet so it was just copy and paste. I have to admit I had to read it again then read it again after that.
Hey I only said to please keep your jokes as clean as possible. That means as clean as you can possibly keep it clean. Different people vary with what they think is clean.
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1967 Marlboro Maroon 4spd Coupe 1973 Dark Blue 4spd Coupe w/air, original 25,000 miles 1999 Black C-5 Hatchback Coupe 6spd LS1 1934 Ford 3 Window Coupe eng. code "ZZZ" 350-345hp Chevy Powered! 1970 Black on Black Monte Carlo(FOR SALE)Asking $18k
Don't feel bad. I am the same way when a joke is told to me. 15 minutes later I can't repeat the same joke in the correct way. Luckily the one above was sent to me in an email including the $5.00 bet so it was just copy and paste. I have to admit I had to read it again then read it again after that.
Hey I only said to please keep your jokes as clean as possible. That means as clean as you can possibly keep it clean. Different people vary with what they think is clean.
Don't feel bad. I am the same way when a joke is told to me. 15 minutes later I can't repeat the same joke in the correct way. Luckily the one above was sent to me in an email including the $5.00 bet so it was just copy and paste. I have to admit I had to read it again then read it again after that.
Hey I only said to please keep your jokes as clean as possible. That means as clean as you can possibly keep it clean. Different people vary with what they think is clean.
Even though I took remedial reading I still read slow.
