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Loosing my DD truck


I've had a 2001 Ford 4x4 ext cab for the last 200.000 miles Gets 21 mpg and the seat fits my azz .The dog has all the human smell out of it .Now the boss (my oldest son)has ordered me a Ford Fiesta .Says I don't need a truck and the car will get 40mpg .I don't even get power windows or cruise control .Kids are just mean .

Loosing my truck and the wife has gone vegan .I feel like I'm loosing my manhood evileye

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You are Dude, "Just say no!".............
When you get your new car, put a bumper sticker on that says, "I love animals, they're delicious"............

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WHY, just because of better gas mileage? I'd tell him to drive the roller skate, I'm keeping the truck. I have a 2004 Silverado on air bags. No way I could give it up!

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I argued the point by showing him a sheet of plywood ."Look" I said thats my parking spot .I told him it's taken the dog four years to get the human smell out of the truck .I told him this is your mothers favorite truck it's the only one that has std transmission .I don't feel I'm gaining on him .The good thing is no one has bought the truck because it's STD .


Now on the subject of Veganism --went out to eat at a Vegan Asian restaurant last night and it sucked .I can eat anything except glass and nails but this went down pretty narley .When I got home the dog and I snuck up to the shop and had some beefy snacks . I think I'm going to cheat alot or run away from home .

-- Edited by vett boy on Friday 16th of July 2010 01:48:09 PM

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Now on the subject of Veganism --went out to eat at a Vegan Asian restaurant last night and it sucked .I can eat anything except glass and nails but this went down pretty narley .When I got home the dog and I snuck up to the shop and had some beefy snacks . I think I'm going to cheat alot or run away from home .



I Know I would run away from home. I love pork, beef, chicken, anything that walks and breaths.


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Steve,

I'm so sorry to hear your sad news. My thoughts and prayers are with you. petting.gif

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If you decide to run away, we have a few extra rooms in the house. You can bring your truck and hide it in the garage. We'll grill some rib-eyes for ya.
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Mrs. Anderson--the non-vegan.

 

 

 




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Speedie wrote:

Steve,

I'm so sorry to hear your sad news. My thoughts and prayers are with you. petting.gif

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If you decide to run away, we have a few extra rooms in the house. You can bring your truck and hide it in the garage. We'll grill some rib-eyes for ya.
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Mrs. Anderson--the non-vegan.

 

 

 

 



Can Lizzie come too ?

 



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Can Lizzie come too? Your pushing it Dude.......

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redwing76 wrote:

Can Lizzie come too? Your pushing it Dude.......



But she's my all time favorite dog .Since she got into my brain meds she can speak three languages .Barks only at Democrats and mowes my lawn.

 



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vett boy wrote:

Can Lizzie come too ? 




Heck yeah!! She can have her own room.

We had to fire our lawn guy, and if Lizzie is willing to cut the grass every now and then, we'll let y'all stay here at no charge.

 



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