Junkie and I really wanted to go to last weeks NASCAR race in Atlanta .Sent her an email hinting but all I got was Jim was going to be away and she was going to spend a boring weekend at home .
The next thing I know she and a bunch of felines are off to the race and they we're going to have a huge tail gate party .
My dear, sweet, confused friend. You know I love you bunches....but your recollection is a tad bit off.
My husband was not out of town (we went to the race together...) and I didn't go with a bunch of felines (you know me well enough to know I don't have more that a couple of female friends...women are too catty to be friends with...). You were correct in that we tailgated, but it wasn't like you recall.
Might I remind you that I extended the invitation for y'all to join us on numerous occasions? I even told you I could get great tickets for you at a reduced price because I work for the company sponsoring the race (Emory Healthcare).....but sadly, you declined. You broke my heart.......
My dear, sweet, confused friend. You know I love you bunches....but your recollection is a tad bit off.
My husband was not out of town (we went to the race together...) and I didn't go with a bunch of felines (you know me well enough to know I don't have more that a couple of female friends...women are too catty to be friends with...). You were correct in that we tailgated, but it wasn't like you recall.
Might I remind you that I extended the invitation for y'all to join us on numerous occasions? I even told you I could get great tickets for you at a reduced price because I work for the company sponsoring the race (Emory Healthcare).....but sadly, you declined. You broke my heart.......
OK so I was a little confussed .Ya gotta tell me tough what did ya have for food ?
Lets see tail gate party :Duck ,basted in tequila Southern baked stuffed pork chops Maine lobster baked stuffed with crab meat stuffing' Swordfish grilled in lime butter and garlic Hot wings Coors Light ,lots (maybe two bottles )
Lets see tail gate party :Duck ,basted in tequila Southern baked stuffed pork chops Maine lobster baked stuffed with crab meat stuffing' Swordfish grilled in lime butter and garlic Hot wings Coors Light ,lots (maybe two bottles )
Sounds good!!! Who's gonna be doin' all the cookin'?????
By the way, Steve....since Junkie is worried about you getting a lil' out of control, I was wondering if you would mind if I bought you one of those little kiddie leashes disguised as a backpack. Maybe I could find a NASCAR one....or one that looks like Lizzie the dog? Whadya think?? Are you in?
Lets see tail gate party :Duck ,basted in tequila Southern baked stuffed pork chops Maine lobster baked stuffed with crab meat stuffing' Swordfish grilled in lime butter and garlic Hot wings Coors Light ,lots (maybe two bottles )
Dude, Im with ya, bro. Ill bet that back in daze you could party hearty. I don't know how many times it took me a good hour to figgure where I was after coming to.
Forget the duck, bring on the tequila and the marijuana. Pork is always good, I know its sin I'm a butts up muslim.
Hot wings are ok, but not good. Your bottom end is gunna blow. Coors thats down stream beer, not good for bladder control.
Throw down a beat down and its a party. You know that the party is over when the cops show up.
By the way, Steve....since Junkie is worried about you getting a lil' out of control, I was wondering if you would mind if I bought you one of those little kiddie leashes disguised as a backpack. Maybe I could find a NASCAR one....or one that looks like Lizzie the dog? Whadya think?? Are you in?
Are we talkin about bondage ? I'm a little old for that ,but what ta-hell .
Hahahahaha!!
You broke my heart.......
