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Gettin ancient suxz


Gettin old sucks.

Everything that you eat bites you back.
Goin to bad at nite is a waste of time.
Planing a trip involves planing a pit stop every 50 miles.
Tums and anti acids see more use than a cell phone.
TV is a sleeping aid.
The only good looking women that I see are in my dreams.
The hardest part of my day is lacing up my boots.
Whatever I hear in the morning is quickly forgotten.
I've used the same grocery list for 2 years.
Its been 40 years since felt young or could run.
All of my ex's are wrinled up old ladies. Still venomous though, but the rattels don't give a warning anymore.
I haven't had to call in sick for 5 years. Maybe work was making me sick?
Every year I have to get a bigger tv or move my chair closer.

I wonder if its going to get better or worse.......my money is on worse.

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Thank God I'm not old .

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Stud muffin'

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