Everything that you eat bites you back. Goin to bad at nite is a waste of time. Planing a trip involves planing a pit stop every 50 miles. Tums and anti acids see more use than a cell phone. TV is a sleeping aid. The only good looking women that I see are in my dreams. The hardest part of my day is lacing up my boots. Whatever I hear in the morning is quickly forgotten. I've used the same grocery list for 2 years. Its been 40 years since felt young or could run. All of my ex's are wrinled up old ladies. Still venomous though, but the rattels don't give a warning anymore. I haven't had to call in sick for 5 years. Maybe work was making me sick? Every year I have to get a bigger tv or move my chair closer.
I wonder if its going to get better or worse.......my money is on worse.